All Grown Up!
My friend Conni sent this one and I got a hoot out it. Scary but true (insert huge sigh here).
25 signs you've grown up ...
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>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
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>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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>10. You're the one calling the police because those Fucking kids next
>door won't turn down the stereo.
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>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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>16. You take naps.
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>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
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>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,rather
>than settle, your stomach.
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>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
>pregnancy tests.
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>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
>drink that much again."
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>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
>instead of asking "Oh Shit what the hell happened?"
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>
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>Bonus:
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>26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
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>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old Ass.
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>Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know
>
>they'll enjoy it & do the same.
25 signs you've grown up ...
>
>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
>
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
>10. You're the one calling the police because those Fucking kids next
>door won't turn down the stereo.
>
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
>16. You take naps.
>
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,rather
>than settle, your stomach.
>
>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
>pregnancy tests.
>
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
>drink that much again."
>
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
>instead of asking "Oh Shit what the hell happened?"
>
>
>
>Bonus:
>
>
>
>26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>
>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old Ass.
>
>Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know
>
>they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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