Playing the numbers game
I met you eight years ago. For five of those eight years you courted me. For one of those years you seduced me. For two of those years, you abandoned me. And now you want to start over in the middle? Do you know that Monopoly is my favorite board game? Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200! Oh yeah, and you miss a turn this time around. Come correct or don't come at all.