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Sweet Baby Jesus, Help Me

When you think your life is about as bad as it can get, it can always get worse. You can have loud teenagers move in above you and knock around on the bare floors, talk loud, scream, and play loud music. I swear, I have lived here for five years and never had neighbors so loud. I can only imagine what I will have to endure when the people next door and the people upstairs are going full throttle at the same time. I suspect I am due for a nervous breakdown. Stay tuned.

I am THAT chick

As I get older (another decade is right around the corner) I am finding my voice and using it. I find myself using it freely and indiscriminately. You lean on my car while chatting on your cell phone, I will get your attention and let you know that is not cool. You play your music too loud, I will knock on your door to let you know that it sounds like a Mariachi band has assembled in my livingroom -- and bedroom for that matter. You don't want to open you door when I knock, I will slip you a little neighborly note informing you that you are disturbing my peace and I will call the cops next time. I am THAT chick. Don't mess with me. Im That Chick - Mariah Carey